Oneshots:
- Are You Mine? (Angst, Smut) — Teaching was never Dan’s dream job. It’s just something he kind of stumbled into, but after working at Greenbrook Secondary for two years, he finds himself loving everything about it. Except for maybe the feelings he’s having for one of his students
- Babygirl // Daddy’s Little Princess (Smut) — Dan is an innocent virgin and Phil is the bad-boy who likes to make him flustered. High school Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil AU
- Black Nails and Thick Thighs (Smut) — When Dan grows his nails out to paint them, it sparks a chain-reaction of fantasies in Phil’s head
- Brown Eyes (Fluff, Angst) — Dan Howell hates the colour of his eyes
- Bruises & Bitemarks (Smut) — Dan and Phil have been together for seven years. Their love used to feel so soft and sweet, but now all they seem to do is fight. The insults are getting worse and it’s starting to get physical. They both hate it, until they realise they love it
- Cops and Robbers (Smut) — Phil has always been open with Dan about his kinks — except for one.
- Doggy Style (Smut) — Phil’s trained his pup so well, but even good pets make mistakes.
- Four Little Words (Angst) —
Proposing to Dan is the easiest thing Phil has ever done. But for Dan, saying yes is the hardest
- Fuck the Past (Dan vs Phil vs Daniel) (Smut) — Daniel and Phil decide to mess around with a book of spells for their new video. It’s all just a good laugh, until they somehow end up transporting 18-year-old Dan from 2009 into 2017. The only logical solution is: threesome
- Gluttony (Smut) — Dan’s ordered in Dominos, but Phil’s only hungry for one thing
- Home Run // Full House (Smut) —
Phil’s inadmissible feelings for Dan are getting out of hand, and his little brother isn’t making it any easier (sequel written by @darlingimwhipped)
- Let’s Eat Out (Smut) —
When PJ invites Dan and Phil out to dinner to catch up with their group of friends, they decide to make the evening a little more interesting. This -just happens to involve Dan wearing a remote controlled vibrator
- The Meaning of Love (Angst, Fluff, Smut) —
Phil Lester is an intern at the British Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Neko – an organisation that focuses on rescuing abandoned or mistreated neko and rehabilitating them for re-adoption. He can’t say he fully agrees with the way many neko are treated, but in a world where they have no rights Phil has to agree that being someones pet is the best option for them. Then neko #504 is brought into the shelter and Phil finally realises just how alike humans and neko are
- Mondays (Smut) — Dan hates Mondays, but maybe the cute stranger he meets on the train can make this one a little less shit.
- Only Love Can Hurt Like This // Lover Lay Down Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 (Smut, Angst) — Phil Lester stumbles into a strip club with nothing to lose (sequels written by @darlingimwhipped)
- Over The Rainbow (Smut, Angst) — All Phil wants is to give Dan the world, especially since he’s not sure how long he’ll be in it
- Pretty When You Cry (Angst) —
I’ll wait for you, babe, that’s all I do
- Ruby Woo (Smut) — Dani is dealing with yet another break-up, and Phil just wants to be there for her best friend
- School’s Out (Smut) — Dan sucks at apologising, but he sure is good at dressing up.
- Stickers (Smut) — Someone else has Phil’s attention. Dan wants it back
- Thicker Than Water (Angst) — Daniel isn’t handling his punishment well, and his mother doesn’t understand.
- Twenty-Four Hour Tesco (Smut) —
Dan’s been holding on for hours and Phil’s out of milk
- You Scared, Baby? (Smut) — It takes Phil a long time to figure out why Dan insists on watching horror movies, even though they scare him half to death. When he finally does, he comes up with a plan
- 5:30 AM (Smut) — Dan gets off to Phil’s sexy noises
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(Smut) — Collapsing to his knees, Dan stares into the black abyss below and regrets. He shouldn’t be here, and, had he listened to his mother, he wouldn’t be. Tentacle porn.Prompts:
- Anthony touches Dan’s thigh, Phil isn’t impressed
- Club!Owner!Phil fucks Dancer!Dan
- Cockslut!Dan crawls into Phil’s bed at 4 AM
- Dan doesn’t want Phil to film A Sleepless Night
- Dan goes into (kind-of) heat, gets desperate when Phil’s busy editing
- Dan sends a message back in time to teach 2009!Phil to fuck him properly
- Little!Dan loves his daddy and humps his pillow
- Mafia!Daddy!Phil & Pastel!Little!Dan
- New kid hits on Pastel!Dan, Punk!Phil isn’t impressed again
- No Homo Howell gets touched by
masseuse Phil
- Overstimulated Dan has lots of orgasms and cries a bit
- Phan & PJ // Part 2
- Phil gets his ass ate like he deserves
- Phil fingers Dan for the first time
- Phil fucks Dan on a plane, comes in him, plugs him, makes him wear it onstage, then fucks him again
- Phil’s being grumpy, Dan puts on a pair of rompers to tease him, Phil’s suddenly not grumpy anymore
- Phil wants to wait until Dan’s 20th to have sex, Dan just wants to be fucked harder
- Punk!Phil is a shy, awkward virgin, Pastel!Dan lets him fuck him anyway
- Uni roommates: Phil wants to study but Dan wants to get fucked
- Yoga moves and self fellatio
- 2009!Phil teaches 2009!Dan how to masturbate
Series:
- Kinkshame Series (Smut)
- Seven Deadly Sins Series (Smut)
Headcanons:
- Astronaut!Dan and MissionControl!Phil
- Dan and Phil and their dicks
Model!Dan and Photographer!Phil
- SFW!dd/lg
- 2009!Petplay
Songfics:
- Believer – Imagine Dragons (♪)
- List of People (To Try and Forget About) – Tame Impala (♪)
- My Last Semester – The Wonder Years (♪)
- Please Don’t Cry – Cigarettes After Sex (♪)
- Radar Detector – Darwin Deez (♪)
- Rainbow – Kesha (♪)
- Sex and Candy – Marcy Playground (♪)
- Nothing Lasts – Bedroom (♪)
One Word Ficlets: