Phandomsub’s Phanfic Masterlist

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  • Are You Mine? (Angst, Smut) — Teaching was never Dan’s dream job. It’s just something he kind of stumbled into, but after working at Greenbrook Secondary for two years, he finds himself loving everything about it. Except for maybe the feelings he’s having for one of his students
  • Babygirl // Daddy’s Little Princess (Smut) — Dan is an innocent virgin and Phil is the bad-boy who likes to make him flustered. High school Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil AU
  • Black Nails and Thick Thighs (Smut) — When Dan grows his nails out to paint them, it sparks a chain-reaction of fantasies in Phil’s head
  • Brown Eyes (Fluff, Angst) — Dan Howell hates the colour of his eyes

  • Bruises & Bitemarks (Smut) — Dan and Phil have been together for seven years. Their love used to feel so soft and sweet, but now all they seem to do is fight. The insults are getting worse and it’s starting to get physical. They both hate it, until they realise they love it
  • Cops and Robbers (Smut) — Phil has always been open with Dan about his kinks — except for one.
  • Doggy Style (Smut) — Phil’s trained his pup so well, but even good pets make mistakes.

  • Four Little Words (Angst) — 

    Proposing to Dan is the easiest thing Phil has ever done. But for Dan, saying yes is the hardest

  • Fuck the Past (Dan vs Phil vs Daniel) (Smut) — Daniel and Phil decide to mess around with a book of spells for their new video. It’s all just a good laugh, until they somehow end up transporting 18-year-old Dan from 2009 into 2017. The only logical solution is: threesome
  • Gluttony (Smut) — Dan’s ordered in Dominos, but Phil’s only hungry for one thing

  • Home Run // Full House (Smut) —

    Phil’s inadmissible feelings for Dan are getting out of hand, and his little brother isn’t making it any easier (sequel written by @darlingimwhipped)

  • Let’s Eat Out (Smut) —

    When PJ invites Dan and Phil out to dinner to catch up with their group of friends, they decide to make the evening a little more interesting. This -just happens to involve Dan wearing a remote controlled vibrator

  • The Meaning of Love (Angst, Fluff, Smut) —

    Phil Lester is an intern at the British Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Neko – an organisation that focuses on rescuing abandoned or mistreated neko and rehabilitating them for re-adoption. He can’t say he fully agrees with the way many neko are treated, but in a world where they have no rights Phil has to agree that being someones pet is the best option for them. Then neko #504 is brought into the shelter and Phil finally realises just how alike humans and neko are

  • Mondays (Smut) — Dan hates Mondays, but maybe the cute stranger he meets on the train can make this one a little less shit.
  • Only Love Can Hurt Like This  // Lover Lay Down Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 (Smut, Angst) — Phil Lester stumbles into a strip club with nothing to lose (sequels written by @darlingimwhipped)
  • Over The Rainbow (Smut, Angst) —  All Phil wants is to give Dan the world, especially since he’s not sure how long he’ll be in it
  • Pretty When You Cry (Angst) — 

    I’ll wait for you, babe, that’s all I do

  • Ruby Woo (Smut) — Dani is dealing with yet another break-up, and Phil just wants to be there for her best friend
  • School’s Out (Smut) — Dan sucks at apologising, but he sure is good at dressing up.

  • Stickers (Smut) — Someone else has Phil’s attention. Dan wants it back 
  • Thicker Than Water (Angst) — Daniel isn’t handling his punishment well, and his mother doesn’t understand.

  • Twenty-Four Hour Tesco (Smut) —

    Dan’s been holding on for hours and Phil’s out of milk

  • You Scared, Baby? (Smut) — It takes Phil a long time to figure out why Dan insists on watching horror movies, even though they scare him half to death. When he finally does, he comes up with a plan
  • 5:30 AM (Smut) — Dan gets off to Phil’s sexy noises
  • イカ (Smut) — Collapsing to his knees, Dan stares into the black abyss below and regrets. He shouldn’t be here, and, had he listened to his mother, he wouldn’t be. Tentacle porn.

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Did you know? – T edition

So I’ve been on T for a long time and had my own number of concerns and worries so here’s some stuff my docs have cleared up over the year.

– having air in the needle isn’t going to kill you, but can cause discomfort.

– it’ll sting more if there’s T on the needle

– if your shot leaves a bump or residual pain, applying heat (like a heatpad) can help.

– Don’t use the same needle to pull the T that you use to inject with, the needle has been dulled.

– Subcutaneous shots work just as well and intramuscular and you don’t need as thick nor long a needle.

– When your voice starts changing it can feel like you have a cold for a while.

-you can still get pregnant while on T

Feel free to add your own!

-your face is going to break out. Like really bad.

-its normal to get cranky around shot time!

-there are alternative methods to shots! You do not have to inject your testosterone.

-if you do inject, ask for a prescription for your needles and syringes. It’ll save money

-your fat deposits are going to move around. Mainly to your stomach

-draw up your testosterone with a larger needle. This helps to reduce air bubbles (which as stated above are not going to kill you but can be uncomfortable)

– you might start having breakouts on your BODY. as my thighs and arms started getting hairier i kept breaking out there. thankfully it’s going away now but it was not fun

– disinfect your shot site at least 10 seconds before you do your shot or it’ll sting like a motherfucker

– it’s not really a big deal if you bleed after your shot but it’s not ideal. unless there’s a lot you’re okay, you just nicked something

– you might get prescribed syringes that come with a needle already attached. that’s me. they don’t get that much duller, but there is definitely a difference. if you can get the 2 needles + a syringe combo that’s the best not only bc of the sharpness factor but also bc of you have to use one needle for both it’ll take a hundred years to draw it into the syringe. mine also retract back into the syringe when you press the plunger all the way in. it’s scary but cool

– use your thumb to push it in, if you try doing it with your index finger it will take ages and you’ll get nervous and that’s gonna suck when you have a needle in your stomach/whatever body part you inject in

– the slower you go the more it will hurt, don’t think about it just stick it in

– like you will get just so oily. i used to be able to get away with only washing my face once a day in the shower but now i have to wash it twice a day MINIMUM. with dedicated face wash (lush’s kalamazoo is great). if you’re a lazy gremlin like me please figure out your face wash routine early on, or you will suffer. it feels really gross to have oil physically slick up your skin

– you will also start smelling different! you will probably notice it, but you might not. this happens pretty early on

– you will be just So Thirsty. you might also sweat more. i didnt, but was thirsty regardless.

– things happen in different order for different people. personally i haven’t noticed any sort of fat depositing differences, but 3 months in i am noticeably more fluffy and my voice feels like it’s about to crack a little, probably. my face still looks pretty much the same except for the acne lol. you might get different things first

– if you used to get away with only showering every other day like me or even less often that might change, now i get gross so fast i can’t do that

– your libido Will increase . and you will notice

– speaking of that, bc at the risk of this getting awkward i think this is kinda important bc people don’t REALLY talk abt this, the t consent form will have stuff like “you May get vaginal atrophy/things may get really dry/you might not be able to achieve multiple orgasms anymore if you used to be able to” and that’s possible but none of those things might apply to you. it really, really depends on the person. it can literally do the opposite as well. also, you will have Growth, and you will have to pay more attention to hygiene down there in ways that are just like a person with an uncircumcised penis would. or you will not have a good time.

– subcutaneous shots should distribute t more evenly than intramuscular and thus reduce ups and downs close to the next shot day, but you might still have lows on the two or three days before your next shot, especially if you have underlying mood disorder issues. that’s normal, it should even out. you might also have to adjust any kind of medication you’re on

– you might gain a lot of weight. you might also not. you should find it easier to gain muscle, but it might take some time and the specifics vary

– t might fuck up your period really badly before it stops them. mine used to be 4 to 5 days, medium to heavy, and cramp heavy on the first day. after two weeks on t the period i had was 7 days long, incredibly light, and completely painless. i had to do some shitty DIYing with my shots after 5 weeks because i started running out bc the receptionist at pp wouldn’t make me another appointment (different story) and stretching my shots to be every 9 days instead of every 7 made me just slightly bleed basically the entire time i was doing that, and after my dose got bumped from 50 to 75mg weekly i had an 8 day period. so like. please be prepared for some complete Nonsense (probably if you bleed between your periods you should tell ur dr but mine was definitely because i fucked with my hormone levels)

– t will not make you angrier, more violent, or a different person. i have noticed no emotional differences, except for being happier. i also always feel better 20-30 mins after my shot

– please don’t get discouraged if it takes a while to see any changes. again, i’m three months in and all i have going on for me are thirst, body hair, oily face, acne, and increased libido (also possibly cracking voice but well see about that lol). that’s normal. it depends on the person. try not to compare yourself to other people.

– also feel free to ask questions if u want @ followers or anyone else ??