Are You Mine? (Angst, Smut) — Teaching was never Dan’s dream job. It’s just something he kind of stumbled into, but after working at Greenbrook Secondary for two years, he finds himself loving everything about it. Except for maybe the feelings he’s having for one of his students
Babygirl // Daddy’s Little Princess (Smut) — Dan is an innocent virgin and Phil is the bad-boy who likes to make him flustered. High school Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil AU
Black Nails and Thick Thighs (Smut) — When Dan grows his nails out to paint them, it sparks a chain-reaction of fantasies in Phil’s head
Brown Eyes (Fluff, Angst) — Dan Howell hates the colour of his eyes
Bruises & Bitemarks (Smut) — Dan and Phil have been together for seven years. Their love used to feel so soft and sweet, but now all they seem to do is fight. The insults are getting worse and it’s starting to get physical. They both hate it, until they realise they love it
Cops and Robbers (Smut) — Phil has always been open with Dan about his kinks — except for one.
Doggy Style (Smut) — Phil’s trained his pup so well, but even good pets make mistakes.
Proposing to Dan is the easiest thing Phil has ever done. But for Dan, saying yes is the hardest
Fuck the Past (Dan vs Phil vs Daniel) (Smut) — Daniel and Phil decide to mess around with a book of spells for their new video. It’s all just a good laugh, until they somehow end up transporting 18-year-old Dan from 2009 into 2017. The only logical solution is: threesome
Gluttony (Smut) — Dan’s ordered in Dominos, but Phil’s only hungry for one thing
When PJ invites Dan and Phil out to dinner to catch up with their group of friends, they decide to make the evening a little more interesting. This -just happens to involve Dan wearing a remote controlled vibrator
Phil Lester is an intern at the British Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Neko – an organisation that focuses on rescuing abandoned or mistreated neko and rehabilitating them for re-adoption. He can’t say he fully agrees with the way many neko are treated, but in a world where they have no rights Phil has to agree that being someones pet is the best option for them. Then neko #504 is brought into the shelter and Phil finally realises just how alike humans and neko are
Mondays (Smut) — Dan hates Mondays, but maybe the cute stranger he meets on the train can make this one a little less shit.
Dan’s been holding on for hours and Phil’s out of milk
You Scared, Baby? (Smut) — It takes Phil a long time to figure out why Dan insists on watching horror movies, even though they scare him half to death. When he finally does, he comes up with a plan
5:30 AM (Smut) — Dan gets off to Phil’s sexy noises
(Smut) — Collapsing to his knees, Dan stares into the black abyss below and regrets. He shouldn’t be here, and, had he listened to his mother, he wouldn’t be. Tentacle porn.
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