Say what you will about Undertale, but “I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days” is a powerful statement to say to a child holding you at knifepoint.
I trust big muscled people because I feel like they just want to give me advice on how to live my best life and impart mass amounts of motivation on me
their muscles are filled with compassion
Is this about All Might? Did Midoriya right this?
tbh this post is about Mob Psycho 100
a couple of good lads who want you to succeed, let the Body Improvement club into your heart
summary: Dan and Phil are best friends, and sometimes they have sex–but it’s just sex. While on tour, they’re both having their fair share of sex with other people. But when Dan breaks his one and done rule for an old friend of Martyn’s they meet along the way and things get serious, Phil starts to realize he wants them to be more than just ‘super best friends’.
excerpt:
Phil sighed. “What do you want?”
“Phone sex, if you’re up for it,” Dan said, like it was nothing at all.
Phil’s stomach flipped, his body immediately starting to buzz. “Are you serious?”
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
my Safe Space 