Edgelord!Dan x ObliviousBisexual!Phil AU [CHAPTER THREE]
(based off the 80′s classic Some Kind of Wonderful)Synopsis: Dan has one friend, and only because he was forced into it. Phil is loud, excitable, and irritatingly happy all of the time. He seems to find Dan’s perpetual attitude funny, and despite Dan’s best efforts to shun him and everyone else, wants to be around him all the time. That is, until Phil starts talking about Amanda Jones.
Word Count: WIP (Estimated 12-15 chapters) updates every Tuesday
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Smoking, swearing, implied prostitution, broken home, class divide/classism, pining, light homophobia, sex[Chapter One]
[Chapter Two]
[Ao3]True to his word, Phil asks Amanda out that very same day. He begs and pleads with Dan to come with him for ‘moral support’, so Dan is forced to watch the entire shit-show unfold. The only upside is that Dan is able to bum a cigarette off Lee, the annoying Year Ten kid who constantly hangs around him. Lee seems to be under some mistaken impression that Dan is someone to be idolised. Dan doesn’t condone underage smoking, but he’s desperate; watching Phil ask Amanda Jones on a date is going to require some kind of narcotic. Lee offers a full packet to him while they wait on the low wall outside school, watching Phil dither in the parking lot. He’s decided to wait for Amanda by her friend Lilian’s car, because now that she and Hardy are no longer speaking, Amanda will almost definitely be travelling home this way. Dan drags on his cigarette, just about resisting the urge to moan as the nicotine rushes through his veins.
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I made this a little while ago, but it seemed appropriately themed as of right now
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A Midsummer Night’s Dream [x]
What with the Mercutio/Romeo kiss from the other day I feel like I should have a tag specifically for “men kissing in Shakespeare plays even though it’s not in the text, but after 400 years of unresolved sexual tension it’s time.”
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tony after saving the world: peter i missed you so fucking much i cant even imagine how traumatic this was for you kid i am so sorry
peter, scrolling the #spiderman tag: holy shit i was Trending On Twitter
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