heres a little.. controversy
Why not both?
It got better!
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person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:
when u are gay and get a crush on every boy who’s nice to you and also too stupid to actually do anything abt it or flirt
My cis friends: you’re so cute! You’ll find a boyfriend, I just know it!!
Me: I mean, unlikely.
My fellow bottom friends: You’re adorable buddy!!! Who wouldn’t wanna date you!?
Me: everyone I’m attracted to, apparently.
(I get that they’re trying to be nice but I’m fat, trans, and gonna be 30 in 23 days. Lol no one wants that.)
My close friends: dude we will find you a boyfriend. We will get one for you.
Me:
(Sound is very much required on this one.)
Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.
AWOOOOO!
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When your friend’s going off about “nasty kinks” but they just mentioned like half of the ones you’re into:
Beethoven — Fur Chiken
#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)
my Safe Space 