robot-dadd:

my ideal gf, after sex: thanks bro that was le epic

snarthurt:

callout76:

DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT OBLIVION SCREENSHOT WHERE IT SAYS “Your ass hurt. Done”

orochimarufacts:

Ass? Flat. Pussy? Fat. Shit? Shat. Done? That.

drxwninginnocence:

normal person: oh i could never hurt them, they’re so cute.

sadist: woah they’re cute, i want to hurt them.

koobaxion: